It was Thanksgiving morning and my then girlfriend was spending the holiday with me and my family. She had slept on my bed in my room while I slept on the couch downstairs and decided that it was time to go and wake her up. I went in and began making small talk with her as I prepared to pop the question. Eventually I began by asking her “Isn’t it going to be nice to be spending Thanksgiving with your boyfriend?†In all of her cuteness she smiled and said yes. Then I asked her “But don’t you think that it would be even nicer to be spending it with your fiancé?†Now usually this is where she would smile and start to cry with joy, and she did that, however, no sooner than I got out the words “will you marry me?†I did the unthinkable. I farted. It was totally unexpected, I did not feel it coming at all and I was embarrassed to say the least. Thankfully she looked passed that minor incident and said yes. We married a year and a half later and have spent six wonderful years together so far in addition to expecting our first child in October.
- Steve H., Holland, Michigan
(Editor - The dude farted?!?)